At least you can pretend you are. But, please, you’re not gonna fool anyone by walking in with a duffel bag. When are they going to make smart condoms? You know, the wrappers that scream from the purse/wallet, when someone’s about to climb the bareback mountain, “Unwrap me, you fool!”
Yeah…that thought should’ve stayed…um…in.
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So are those free places or what? Not that I’m anywhere near any of them. And not that I need any to begin with.
Free!!
Haven’t used an overcoat since the 70’s. One of the perks of being monogamous!
Overcoat! Heh heh!