You There…Getting Any?
At least you can pretend you are. But, please, you’re not gonna fool anyone by walking in with a duffel bag. When are they going to make smart condoms? You know, the wrappers that scream from the purse/wallet, when someone’s about to climb the bareback mountain, “Unwrap me, you fool!”
Yeah…that thought should’ve stayed…um…in.



April 6th, 2008 at 2:57 am
So are those free places or what? Not that I’m anywhere near any of them. And not that I need any to begin with.
April 6th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Free!!
April 7th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Haven’t used an overcoat since the 70’s. One of the perks of being monogamous!
April 8th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Overcoat! Heh heh!