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Brings up the whole discussion me and Brian had about assholes who give weird names to babies. But I’m forgetting something…it’s their fucking baby! Fortunately, there (idiot!) their last name isn’t Smith or that would completely ruin it for the kid. He’s already got that ‘Don’t fuck with me, cuz’ look. Perhaps not more ridiculous than naming your kid the same as yours with a Jr. attached at the end, or III.

How about parents name their babies brand names as and seek sponsorship? That way the kid’s set for life. At school it would be, “Pampers Johnson, please stand up”. Or at work, “We do wish to give you the Prada assignment, Ms. Nike 4Ever Shoemaker, but you understand our conundrum”. How about weddings? “Do you, Ms. Xerox Staples, take Mr. Tylenol Coxucker to be your lawfully wedded husband…in sickness and in health?” followed by the priest Vegas Elvis yelling, “Get it? Get it?”

I’ve had a little too much fun with this. Ciao.

p.s. I’ve decided to publicly humiliate myself with strike-throughs when I make idiotic writing errors. Notice how I didn’t say grammatical errors…Grammatic? Grammatical? ….fuck it!