The $54 Million Dollar Trousers Lawsuit

I thought Paris Hilton finding God news was nuts. This case is beyond nuts. How fucked up in the head do you have to be to bring a $54 million suit against dry cleaners for ‘misleading’ their customers with the signs, ‘Same Day Service’ and ‘Satisfaction Guaranteed’? First we had the judge/thespian from the Anna Nicole case and now this guy. Funny thing is, he’d originally filed a $65 million suit for the cleaners losing his pants but later decided to focus on the signs. I feel sorry for his lawyer.  Nah, I’m happy for him.